"First day in Law School, my professor says 2 things:
1. Next time your momma says she loves you, get a second opinion.
2. If you want justice, go to a whore-house. You wanna get fucked, go to Court."
" Him: Oh come on. Let's go find a bar where they allow smoking.
Her: Thank you for the invite, but I don't like one-night-stands all that much.
Him: We saw eachother for months.
Her: It was a one night stand, Marty. It just lasted 6 months."